{"id":880,"date":"2011-03-08T08:49:42","date_gmt":"2011-03-08T06:49:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/?p=880"},"modified":"2011-03-06T17:06:02","modified_gmt":"2011-03-06T15:06:02","slug":"lighterside-download-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/?p=880","title":{"rendered":"LighterSide: Download the Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-228\" title=\"Topic - LighterSide Smiley\" src=\"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Smiley-125x125.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"125\" height=\"125\" \/>Many years ago the joke went around that a blonde walked into a computer shop and bought a box of floppys and asked the technician to download the internet for her onto them \u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/weedpoop.com\/post\/3587588838\" target=\"_blank\">Weedpoop<\/a> <em>(don&#8217;t ask)<\/em> posted this picture on Tumblr and that joke rushed to mind.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-881\" title=\"downloadinternet\" src=\"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/downloadinternet.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/downloadinternet.jpg 400w, http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/downloadinternet-285x300.jpg 285w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dirk, my one technician, also reminded me about this animated GIF for those of you who want to download the internet to your hard drive and are wondering if you will have enough space\/time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-882\" title=\"downloadwww\" src=\"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/downloadwww.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"490\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/downloadwww.gif 490w, http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/downloadwww-300x159.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hee, hee&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>(Source: <a href=\"http:\/\/weedpoop.com\/post\/3587588838\" target=\"_blank\">Weedpoop<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.w3schools.com\/downloadwww.htm\" target=\"_blank\">W3Schools<\/a>) <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many years ago the joke went around that a blonde walked into a computer shop and bought a box of floppys and asked the technician to download the internet for her onto them \u00a0\ud83d\ude42 Weedpoop (don&#8217;t ask) posted this picture on Tumblr and that joke rushed to mind. Dirk, my one technician, also reminded me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lighterside"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=880"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":901,"href":"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/880\/revisions\/901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/outofmymind.scanlen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}